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Ali Lohan “vamps” it up for her first magazine cover: poor, poor Ali?
Yesterday, I noted that in photos from the past week, Ali Lohan was no longer looking as jacked as she was during NY Fashion Week. I was surprised by how little you bitches cared. Don’t you want to...
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Ali Lohan on plastic surgery: “I’m 17, do you think my mom would sign off on...
Several months ago, everyone really started worrying about 17-year-old Ali Lohan. There were photos of her in NYC where she looked… really jacked. Like she’d had lip injections and some surgical work...
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Ali Lohan’s Page Six Mag interview: Portrait of a young woman raised by crackies
Ali Lohan’s full Page Six Magazine interview is out – you can read the full thing here. We previewed the piece here. Ali doesn’t come across as insane or cracked-out or anything, but she still seems...
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Radar: Ali Lohan has lost so much weight, she “looks like a death camp survivor”
Ali Lohan turns 18 years old on the 22nd. That’s apparently “the reason” for Lindsay Lohan and Ali’s cracked-out jaunt to Hawaii for a week – they were celebrating Ali’s birthday early. And, as we...
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Ali Lohan, 18, “looks terrible, like she has an eating disorder,” says Radar
We haven’t had any Ali Lohan stories since last December, when it seemed like Ali was everywhere. She’s a “model” you know. And she’s a celebrity in her own right, which is why she made an appearance...
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Lindsay Lohan wears an LBD for a Star Mag event: is her crackface improving?
Here are the new Lindsay Lohan photos, as I promised. LL was at last night’s Star Magazine “All Hollywood Event” – she got to walk the red carpet and everything. For Star Magazine, the tabloid that...
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Ali Lohan, 18, is going to live in South Korea for a while to be a “model”
You might remember this – Lindsay Lohan’s little sister Ali (“Aliana”) Lohan is a “model” now. She signed on to a modeling agency last year, around the same time she debuted a new face and a very,...
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Lindsay Lohan to be charged with lying to the police for her June car accident
Here are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan last night in Manhattan. Guess who was with Lindsay? ALI!!! This is the first time I’ve seen Ali in MONTHS. I haven’t seen her since before she mysteriously...
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Lindsay Lohan’s Adderall might be taken away from her at Betty Ford
Lindsay Lohan’s crack shenanigans fell to the wayside during the Met Gala coverage, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t lots of stories about her. She’s still in the Betty Ford Clinic, although...
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Ali Lohan,19, living in NYC with Lindsay: crack-drama waiting to happen?
Here are some new photos of Aliana “Ali” Lohan yesterday in NYC. Ali and Lindsay Lohan are apparently living together in NYC, in the same apartment and everything. Ali is 19 years old. Lindsay is 27....
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Aliana Lohan is a ‘singer’ now, she covered ‘Beautiful’: budget, sad or sweet?
With Lindsay “Cracken” Lohan’s career dissolving into crack smoke, crack shenanigans and crack violence years ago, Mother Crackhead Dina Lohan has always been looking for a way to successfully pimp...
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Lindsay Lohan got wasted last night in London with her sister Ali, of course
Yes, Lindsay Lohan has totally changed, you guys. She’s so different now that she’s living in London and not LA. All she did in LA was go out at night and party. All she does in London is… attend...
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Lindsay Lohan & Aliana Lohan are so mad at Jennifer Lawrence right now
As predicted, no celebrity can use Lindsay Lohan’s name as a punchline without feeling the cracked-out backlash. A few nights ago, Jennifer Lawrence appeared on The Late Show. J-Law ended up talking...
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Aliana Lohan, Western emo singer: ‘I’ve never done therapy in my entire life’
Out of all the Lohans, Ali/Aliana Lohan is absolutely the most sympathetic. Michael Lohan is a flaming pile of garbage. Dina Lohan is a broken wine bottle. Lindsay is a trainwreck. The brothers are...
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